I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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