I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
