He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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