All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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