): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
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