its not stalking. its research.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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