If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I wish i was in the wii world.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
