Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i barfeds in our rink
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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