jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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