I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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