Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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