I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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