she was so not down for the gang bang
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
vagina is talking i cant
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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