Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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