will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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