You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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