May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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