My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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