Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
being pregnant is like rehab
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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