Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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