you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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