I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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