This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I got inside last night via doggy door
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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