Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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