thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
