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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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