Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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