I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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