Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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