Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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