i would punch a child for taco bell
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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