so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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