yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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