the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
