Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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