And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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