Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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