i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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