Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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