One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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