Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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