I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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