i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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