My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You don't make any sense
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