week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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