That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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