I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We got so high we made milksteak
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
send nudes
from the living room?
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