I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im six kinds of drunk right now
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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