And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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