how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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