I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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