Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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