I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
