So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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